tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088308211472649590.post7935899579079819255..comments2023-10-08T22:53:57.374+11:00Comments on scraphappykat: Christmas Giveaway!!!Kathiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18283200576302914253noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088308211472649590.post-54973733771722660452014-12-17T17:31:04.903+11:002014-12-17T17:31:04.903+11:00That's all ladies??? No more jokes?? Well ok...That's all ladies??? No more jokes?? Well okay lets choose one of you.....soon :)Kathiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18283200576302914253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088308211472649590.post-51263548001121294412014-12-11T07:17:09.543+11:002014-12-11T07:17:09.543+11:00Oh you two (heddie & Rosemary) that's noth...Oh you two (heddie & Rosemary) that's nothing compared to my 19yr old son,(who is going into the army soon) he stood at the toilet door looking in y/day morning & said "mum did you see the big black spider in here?" "yes son i got him for you,it's safe to go in now"he doesn't like any spiders, daddy longlegs included he still calls for melindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13872128508974493386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088308211472649590.post-38201181918110882872014-12-09T23:25:21.270+11:002014-12-09T23:25:21.270+11:00Ah Rosemary your story reminded me of the day I we...Ah Rosemary your story reminded me of the day I went through drive through, the attendant said to me -gee that's a big spider. I looked down to see the biggest huntsman in the worl climbing over the window. This might be a good time to mention that I am terrified of those hairy creatures, and I did what any pertrified woman would do- bailed out the passenger side.lol the poor little attendant said 'madam you will have to move your car- I said I am not going near it can you drive - he just looked at me with a blank face and said I am 15 lady I cant drive anything. Someone else jumped in and moved it out of the way. Two hrs later I ouldnt find the spider,long trip home almost vomiting with fear. He came out from under my seat when I got home (.with enough spry to melt the viinyl dash) !!!!!! Sorry to all the spider lovers out there but it had to go.Heddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16588352591078374442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088308211472649590.post-423748614888597842014-12-09T17:33:30.619+11:002014-12-09T17:33:30.619+11:00Also heard this today, what do you get if you cros...Also heard this today, what do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?<br /><br />A walkie talkie of course! <br /><br />Rosemary.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088308211472649590.post-67269881026702825062014-12-09T17:32:24.674+11:002014-12-09T17:32:24.674+11:00Deanna were going through the MacDonald's driv...Deanna were going through the MacDonald's drive through and after I had placed our order, Deanna says, "mum, come here", so I lean toward her thinking something is in my hair. She says "no, look, a spider". It was right near my head and sun visor. A huntsman, about a 10c piece big, so I calmly get out of the car and get Deanna's shoe to remove it. It ran everywhere but out of the car!!!!!!!!!!!It eventually fell out of the car, onto the driveway, after me shaking my hands like a big girls blouse. But I did not kill it. I apologised to the people behind me. Rosemary.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088308211472649590.post-77072908580026398012014-12-09T13:25:54.281+11:002014-12-09T13:25:54.281+11:00I have no idea why that Prove you're not a rob...I have no idea why that Prove you're not a robot thing is on my page....I'm sorry as I have tried to get rid of it and can't :(Kathiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18283200576302914253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088308211472649590.post-75526521040511890262014-12-09T07:27:55.655+11:002014-12-09T07:27:55.655+11:00Love the jokes girls,thanks for the mention Heddie...Love the jokes girls,thanks for the mention Heddie, Guess what i'm going to have a granddaughter,,, SOooooooo excited i amlindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13872128508974493386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088308211472649590.post-35130947886401124402014-12-09T06:58:16.525+11:002014-12-09T06:58:16.525+11:00Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Becaus...Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? <br />Because he had a low "elf" esteem!Bridgethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17668188576073125316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088308211472649590.post-53096451566319642482014-12-08T22:09:48.758+11:002014-12-08T22:09:48.758+11:00Q. Who is Santa's favourite singer?
A. Elf-is ...Q. Who is Santa's favourite singer?<br />A. Elf-is Presley of course!Corrinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01840306540604459032noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088308211472649590.post-48819501043081623062014-12-08T21:19:41.111+11:002014-12-08T21:19:41.111+11:00LOL Corrina that is a good one, I bet Linda Thomas...LOL Corrina that is a good one, I bet Linda Thomas would like it too, nearly as much as Rosemary...hehehe I know Kathie that was a wee bit naughty but thought I should give them a chance to win as well ....Heddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16588352591078374442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7088308211472649590.post-49507040029860330012014-12-08T20:57:53.652+11:002014-12-08T20:57:53.652+11:00Q. Why did Santa eat all the candy canes instead o...Q. Why did Santa eat all the candy canes instead of sharing?<br />A. He was feeling a little Elfish...Corrinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01840306540604459032noreply@blogger.com